Things I Wouldn't Want To Sit On

For the discerning rear

Anonymous asked: a beehive

hurt your bee-hind!

Good suggestion! That would hurt your beehind.

(Unless you were talking about something else entirely?)

Willie says, “My tushy would hurt after this.” Couldn’t have put it better myself.

Willie says, “My tushy would hurt after this.” Couldn’t have put it better myself.


Have you ever stepped on a Lego? OUCH. Now imagine sitting on a LEGO CASTLE.
No thank you.
Thanks to Lew for the suggestion.

Have you ever stepped on a Lego? OUCH. Now imagine sitting on a LEGO CASTLE.

No thank you.

Thanks to Lew for the suggestion.

lego castle

… you’d also lose the game.

… you’d also lose the game.

Screw that!

Screw that!